Dundee United vs Celtic - Player Ratings

Dundee United

Czerniak 10 - Everything he could concievably save, he did and I hate him for it. Outstanding.

Dillion 7 - Solid. Good pro. Cliche. Ireland.

Fojut 7 - See Dillon, add Polishness.

Mcgowan 6 - Dirty as fuck, but battled well. Very bad going forward. Like. Terrible.

Dixon 6 - Always liked him and he was harshly sent off, but he also has a constantly pained expression on his face, and thats not ok.

Paton 0 - Wrongly sent off, but hes an arsehole, so that just convinced me karma exists.

Rankin 6 - Aye he was eh. There.

Connolly 6.5 - Tricky wee trickster. Diving wee bastard.

Butcher 4 - Rotten going forward and should have been off. Helmet.

Dow 7 - Effective and busy. Tidy wee player.

Ciftci 8 - Should have been off but for his performance he deserves an 8. Gave Celtic nightmares.

Subs

Erskine 5 - Looks lit Shaggy oota Scooby Doo.

Souttar 4 - Free kick were beyond shockin

Celtic

Gordon 8 - Made a few vital saves. Inter at home must have been some sort of mental breakdown for him, cause otherwise he's been world class.

Izaguirre 6.5 - Final ball was often mince but he put in a shift. An irritating but enthusiastic shift.

Van Dijk 0 - Shouldnt have got involved. I think hes mentally planning his move to another club. Good luck to ye big man.

Denayer 7.5 - Gets better every game. Forward thinking and technically brilliant.

Ambrose 7 - His best game in 2 years, but he loses a point for tripping over his own feet.

Forrest 6.5 - 3 for the first half, 8 for the second. Whats the average there? Exactly. He was lucky to stay on but had an excellent game towards the end. Needs to play wae confidence or fuck off to Hibs or something.

Biton 8 - Its a shame he's a terrible person, cause he's an utterly brilliant footballer. Composed as fuck.

Brown 6 - Thought he was off the boil going forward, but his usual tenacious self defensively. Got kicked in the face anaw. Bruce Lee style.

Stokes 3 - Terrible. It wasnt a penalty but he was clumsy and shite all day.

Johansen 9 - My favourite human being. Hes rotten from deep, but pushed up the park he's like Zidane on angel dust. Or Paul Scholes. He is very good, I guess would be the central thesis here.

Griffiths 8 - I love him more wae every game. Not perfect but he works his baws aff. Hit the penalty well and his goal was top drawer.

Subs

Guidetti 5 - Keen, but should have scored and was a bit erratic in the last third.

Scepovic 2 - Looks like a 90s Eastern European gangster.

Fisher 4 - Should have been on earlier.

Overall the best game of fitba I've seen in ages, because it was pure and utter carnage. A proper cup tie. I hope the replay is more of the same, and I think Dundee United deserved the draw. The league cup final will be fantastic.